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Software Disclaimer
This disclaimer can be found at the end of the Goolag Scanner specifications file.
http://www.goolag.org/specifications.txt

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Copyright (c) 2008 CULT OF THE DEAD COW/cDc communications.  All Rights
Reserved.  Permission to use, copy, modify, and distribute this software and
its documentation for educational, research, and not-for-profit purposes,
without fee and under the terms of the GNU Affero General Public License, is
hereby granted, provided that the above copyright notice, this paragraph and
the following three paragraphs appear in all copies, modifications, and
distributions.  It would also be nice, but not binding, if you sent us a
picture of your sister drunk and nekid.

IN NO EVENT SHALL CULT OF THE DEAD COW/cDc COMMUNICATIONS BE LIABLE TO ANY
PARTY FOR DIRECT, INDIRECT, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES,
INCLUDING LOST PROFITS, ARISING OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE AND ITS
DOCUMENTATION, EVEN IF CULT OF THE DEAD COW/cDc COMMUNICATIONS HAS BEEN
ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE.

CULT OF THE DEAD COW/cDc COMMUNICATIONS SPECIFICALLY DISCLAIMS ANY WARRANTIES,
INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND
FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. THE SOFTWARE AND ACCOMPANYING DOCUMENTATION,
IF ANY PROVIDED HEREUNDER IS PROVIDED "AS IS".  CULT OF THE DEAD COW/cDc
COMMUNICATIONS HAS NO OBLIGATION TO PROVIDE MAINTENANCE, SUPPORT, UPDATES,
ENHANCEMENTS, OR MODIFICATIONS.

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THE STANLEY KOWALSKI VERSION
The cDc developed this software.  It's issued under the terms of the GPL.  If
this software does something bad to your computer or network or provides
information that you have no legal right to see, then that's your problem.  In
some countries this software might be illegal.  Don't be stupid, and don't
come whining to us if you get into trouble.  You've been warned.

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As for this web site, well, it's pretty clearly a parody of google.com
It isn't even a particularly good parody. As such, it is protected by the First Amendment.
http://www.firstamendmentcenter.org/speech/arts/topic.aspx?topic=parody_satire




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